the cloaca: it's the walmart of orifices. ~ jack wait, dark chocolate pixie sticks?! ~ ej you had it all the way down to bulge. ~ indigo i don't really follow, but i also don't really care. ~ aeron you should tell him, i'm going to be bisexual but the other way. ~ sean i woulda gone with pond scum. ~ indigo in all fairness, i thought that said orgasmic. ~ sean you can't use that word. i used that word yesterday. ~ aeron unit automatically becomes portable when carried. ~ packaging for cd binder let's not quibble about facial orifices. ~ej alcoholic milk?? there is nothing good about that! ~ aeron it goes ding when there's stuff. ~ dr. who
can i live?
hesh can watch tv at my house! ~ hesh
balance is not a tightrope, but a resting place. ~ claire
you wouldn't know my mom's cunt if it bit you. ~ indigo
... with the head of a lion and the body of a lion, but not the same lion. ~ specgram
suppose the temperature of a cup of coffee obeys newton's law of cooling. ~ a textbook
never underestimate the stretchiness of rats. ~ myriad
there's a reason they call it a happy medium. ~ aeron
well, yeah. there's two sides to every two-sided thing. ~ aeron
morgan is simply stunning in every way ~ googlism.com
google can cookie me any day! ~ the myriad
sadly, i have but one nipple to give. ~ ryan stiles
ah, plato. what didn't he have up his ass? ~ aeron
i can't drink this! it's too carbonated! ~ flcl
the quickliness of it anxiousifies me. ~ aeron
equilateral means that all the laterals are equa. ~ aesc
i'm sick and fevered. can i have a donut? ~ some damn myriader
i mix all metaphors until they are fully shaken. ~matt
in trust, there's always a chance to clarify. ~the chimera
i can't believe you would waste your penis on not dialing the phone! ~ dana
oh, i see. so what you have is more of a pessimistic neo-fatalism. ~aeron
think of it like this: eating ramen that tastes really bad can be kind of fun too. ~ flcl
i guess just hang on tight. tide always washes out sooner or later. ~the chimera
you can't beat breasts when it comes to universal symbols. ~dave sim
back, foul suburbanite! ~ the moonroach
maybe the darkness needs hugging, too. ~aeryn
sometimes you're nothing but meat. ~tori amos
we're even perverse about our perversions. ~ aeryn
me: what's two plus two? ... kim: 5. for small values of 5.
they're the most deadly force with legholes that the universe has ever known!! ~ kim
my insanity is a symptom of my resistance to the fucking SYSTEM ~unamerican.com
is there any such thing as NOT being real? ~ kaleidoscope house
Maybe it doesn't matter. Maybe gender is a farce anyway. ~ Larry
i've got my leotard on and i'm looking FROOOOOOOOOOODY! ~ viola
eat pizza, not cows! ~ connor
are you aware of the fire beneath your feet? ~ amy ray
what sane person could live in this world and not be crazy? ~ ursula leguin
an eye for an eye would make the whole world blind. ~ gandhi
there is more to life than increasing its speed. ~ gandhi
usually, if you're calling any shots at all, you're not eating worms. ~ bill watterson
we are fortunate ones, fortunate ones i swear ~ amy ray
you're the snake charmer baby, and you're also the snake. ~ laurie anderson
you're too old to care, you're too young to count. ~ amy ray
it's a sky-blue sky. satellites are out tonight. ~ laurie anderson
come here! you don't want to be the only one without a peach! ~ at a farmer's market
You can't drink the cookies, you know. ~ aeryn
as a kid, I figured the butter made one side heavier. ~sharon of the army
i type like i'm trying to create anagrams. ~ kaleidoscope house
i'm not a big burly guy, but i have a handkerchief. ~matt
we've got to learn to respect what we don't understand. ~amy ray
i do a really good impression of myself. ~matt
i don't know how i feel, but i wonder if you feel like me. ~ani
i can see my soul and it makes me want to die. ~melissa ferrick
hours with the devil to understand just what you need. ~melissa etheridge
my life is a dark pit of darkness. ~robin
maddy-monkey, you're my heart. ~legs
as it happens, there are many more kinds of truth than nontruth. ~programming perl
you laugh now, but wait until vague threat! sinister laughter! ~robin
i would be honored if you brought your toxins here. ~ sharon
it's not real... you don't need to tell me that it's not real... ~ sleater kinney
it's human nature, beotch. ~ aeron
there's only two ears, and three mouths!!! ~ aeron
of course, i always presuppose my statements. it saves time. ~ aeron